The porch home design that Stole My Soul (And Other Reasons This 3-Bedroom Ranch Broke My Renovation Addiction) Confessions of a Serial Fixer-Upper
- Dennis Asis
- Jul 2
- 2 min read
Updated: Jul 3

I spent years "upgrading" our home—only to realize I’d created a Pinterest Frankenstein. Then I saw this blueprint plan! One glance at those graceful columns and high transoms, and I was done.
Why This Blueprint Seduced Me Away From Demolition:
Porch Therapy:
That wraparound porch isn’t just pretty—it’s my daily mental health retreat. Morning coffee there feels like a hug from the house.
Dormer Sorcery:
High dormers flood the living room with light, making the 17-ft sloped ceiling feel twice as tall (no chandelier required).
The Bay Window Heist:
French doors + bay window in the dining area = instant sunroom vibes. My plants have never been happier.
Terrier-Proof Terrace:
The elevated terrace overlooks the yard—perfect for spotting rogue terriers before they dig up your petunias. porch home design
Master Suite Magic:
Waking up to twin windows? Bliss. But the whirlpool tub after wrestling said terriers? Divine intervention.

Secret Weapon porch home design:
That snack bar between kitchen/dining? It’s a marriage saver. I slide pancakes across it while my partner pours coffee—no morning collisions!

Shockingly Smart Specs:
Main Floor: 124 sqm (1,331 sq ft)
Basement Potential: 128 sqm (1,377 sq ft) for <$30k extra
Garage: 43 sqm (459 sq ft) with alternate door options
Foundation Flexibility: Slab (budget) / Crawlspace (storage) / Basement (growth)
Cathedral Ceilings: Master suite’s 13-ft height cost less than our old "accent wall"
“Good design isn’t about square footage—it’s about light, flow, and hiding terrier dirt.”– Me, from my porch throne
Want These Life-Changing Details?
This is a real genius is in its blueprint notes:
How dormer windows reduce lighting costs by 40%
Why the kitchen’s "work triangle" shaves 8 mins off dinner prep
Where to steal attic storage from the garage (shhh!)
Steal This Blueprint (Legally!)
This blueprint plans isn’t just paper—it’s freedom from cookie-cutter homes. Want those angled wall details, foundation options, and real pricing?
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